popculturebrain:

Alison Brie is Muffy the Vampire Slayer in 2007 Comedy Central pilot ‘Not Another High School Show' | Warming Glow

With bonus Jennifer Lawrence & H Jon Benjamin cameos!

did-you-kno:

San Francisco’s new service ManServants provides ladies with a gentleman who treats them like a queen, acting as a personal assistant, bodyguard, butler, bartender, photographer, cabana boy, and more.
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did-you-kno:

San Francisco’s new service ManServants provides ladies with a gentleman who treats them like a queen, acting as a personal assistant, bodyguard, butler, bartender, photographer, cabana boy, and more.

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No. I will not have you soil name to gain vengeance in mine. I shall take it myself. No one has been more wronged by Ashur. And no one has greater claim on his fucking life.  I will see him fall. And with him memories that haunt darkest nights.  He is mine! I will have his life for what he did to me!  Or die in attempt! 

(Source: ethelreds)

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

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madohomos:

kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

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weloveshortvideos:

This is insane